The Wish Game

Granted you down ten bottles of Monster energy drink and die of an overdose.

I wish my phone worked properly

Granted, it works so well it is the most sought after phone in the world and because it is so sought after, it is stolen. Several times.

I wish someone else would fold the laundry

Granted but whoever folded it did such a horrible job that its now wrinkled as hell.

I wish for a bigger gun on my tank.

Granted, you may no longer move because now you have a gun with a tank attached.
I wish Fauxtrot would receive a gift from a Game Master.

Granted, but the gift is so overwhelmingly amazing that it blinds me upon opening it ;__;

I wish this water bottle was cold

Granted it's frozen and you cant drink it

I wish I had a better computer to run the livestream with :l

Granted, your computer and livestream are so compatible that they elope and leave you computerless.

I wish Agent Chieftain's missions on Elite Beat Agents weren't so difficult ):

Granted the game becomes so easy that it's the game of unending boring sadness.

I wish Jon was a normal person

LOL...

Granted, but he is so normal that he out normals all of us and in his normality, he leaves the internet to go forth and do normal things with his life and we never see him again. )':

I wish Cash Man commercials weren't the worst thing on the planet

Granted they become not the worst thing on the planet instead the plant becomes covered in tiny jellies which are a million billion times worse and murder everyones shins and your hung by a old rope because of your horrible wish.

I wish I had a CD case

Granted, it's so plain and boring that you completely forget about it

I wish I had a new headband

Granted, you got your best friend's new headband and now she's out to kill you 'cause it's Chanel :3

I wish I had a job

Granted, you get hundreds among hundreds of calls, asking you to work for them. There are so many job offers that you don't know what to do and therefore are still jobless ):

I wish it wasn't so hot

Granted, everything that has ever emitted heat is now non-existant. No hot showers, no stoves, no central heating, no sun. No heat at all. So now the Earth has become a sad, cold dreary place :'( because of YOU >:'O

I wish I could fly

NAOOOOOOOOO

Granted, but the only way you can fly is by flapping your arms vigerously. In doing so you tire yourself out quickly and can't really get off the ground for long ):

I wish I had a notebook

Granted, it's one of those cool Mac notebook thingies. And it's a second-hand one. A second-hand, hacked and infected Mac notebook. The moment you started to use it it's viral infection had spread throughout its systems and had transferred itself to you. turning you into the new Terminator. Well done. Not only have you wished for your own robotic death, but also the death of the greater public.

I wish Hatsune Miku is real :'(

Granted, but because she is now a real, real person, she loses her robotic voice and is now just a regular j-singer

I wish I had take out food

(No!!! I take it back!!! Don't make her real! please! Nooo!!!!)

Granted, your take out food is taken out of the garbage at the back of a Chinese store. Enjoy.

I wish....for my previous wish to not be granted >:3

.. Granted, but now Japan continues to go to Miku hologram concerts while the rest of the world is confused ;__;

I wish I had a bunny

Granted. You were given a bunny with a were-bunny disease. Soon after you were bitten by your cute were-bunny, turning you into a were-human-bunny. To satiate your insatiable appetite for vegetables, you raid the markets, farmers, shops, etc, causing worldwide famine, and therefore killing millions of people throughout the planet, and causing the extinction of mankind. Now all there's left is you. And your bunnies. Cursed bunnies.

I wish I had a BeyBlade.

Granted beyblades become a real thing and everyone gets murdered by them.


I wish I had a spiral cut hotdog.